Interesting lyrics of 2009

2009 has brought about some very interesting music this year. While the music these days is mainly based on sex, money and more sex, there has been some very humorous yet slightly thought provoking lines that have come about in 2009. Let's take a look at these lines and the type of people who would say them.

Mr. Confident: "Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game s*&t I made the yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can."

Ms. Crazy that exist in ALL woman: "Should I grab his phone, call this chic up, start some shhhh then hang up, or should I be a lady, ooh maybe cuz I wanna have his babies"

The Tiger Woods: "And every time I think of staying with her, she brings a friend around that make a n*7%$ reconsider"

The down to earth, keep it real kind of guy: "Sweat pants head tie chilling with no make up on, that's when your the prettiest I hope that you don't take that wrong."

The sexual guy who use to/currently goes to church: "Know we bout to sin but your body is a blessing (papa forgive me)"

The Whitty Thug: "Last name greatest first name ever like a sprained ankle boy I am nothing to play with"

Mr. Humble yet honest: "Yes I made mistakes that I don't ever make excuses for, Leaving girls that love me and constantly seducing hoes"

Mr. I Made it!!!!: "I am what everybody, in my past don't want me to be, Guess what I made it, I'm da mother f&$kin man I just want you to see."

and last but not least:

Mrs. knows her self worth!!!: "If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it"

I'd love to hear your thoughts, which line best fits you?